Love, American Style 
01-30-1970 "Love & the Nervous Executive"
 

Nothing cuts into a fella's productivity then having a mind-blowingly sexy secretary like Carol Wayne...

Spilling papers all over the place...

Bumping your head...

Carrying around phallic objects to represent the size of the rod in your pants...

Every time you ask her to come into you office you're ready to cum under your desk...

Whenever she takes dictation your dick's about to give an explosion...

And you have no hope of ever surviving National Secretary's Day...

 


!WOm!WAm!