The Frank Sinatra Timex Show
10-09-1959 Guest Star: Mitzi Gaynor
And now folks, a little dance routine from Ms. Gaynor...
 
HURRICANE MITZI
THE GODDESS OF FEMININE ENERGY APPEARS...
ALL MEN BOW DOWN BEFORE HER...
  
AND WITH GOOD REASON...
 
MEN HANG ONTO POLES (symbolism, anyone?),
TRYING TO WEATHER THE STORM OF MITZI...

...the timelessness of the space (Sponsored by Timex): a surreal eternal place with 4 men hanging onto poles dominated by their cosmic mistress...
 
AND MITZI'S KICKING UP A STORM...
BLOWN AWAY BY MITZI...
  
THIS FELLOW'S HANGING ON 
FOR HIS DEAR LIFE...
SUBMITTING TO 
THE FEMININE FORCE... 
EXTREME VAGINAL WORSHIP...
 
FOR THOSE FANS OF FEMALE-TO-male VIOLENCE, THE 1950s MIGHT SEEM WANTING FOR ACTION -- WOMEN RARELY BEAT UP MEN IN  PRE-1960'S ENTERTAINMENT -- UNLESS IT WAS IN A DANCE ROUTINE...

HOW'S THAT FOR A HEAD SNAP?
 
THAR SHE BLOWS!
 
MAN ON KNEES, HANGING ONTO HIS POLE...
WOMAN REGARDS HIM...
AND SAYS "KISS MY..."
 
 
"YOU JUST KEEP ME HANGIN' ON..."
 
HURRICANE MITZI SURVIVES... 
THE MEN DO NOT...

Well, gee, that certainly was a production number Frank, and you couldn't possibly have any more sexually symbolic routines featuring Mitzi, could you?

Why look, it's the Silver Heiney Mother Goddess...

And a bunch of little boys...

All lined up to take orders from her... She's about to blow her whistle...

Is this when the pole-worshipping training commences?

!WOm!WAm!