| 03-17/18-1966 | "The Perfect Crime..." |
Julie Newmar as the one & only
CatWOman...
“Catwoman
was so spontaneous
and creative and maddening
and sexy and insouciant!”
--Julie Newmar (Insouciant?)
Enter the Lair of The CatWOman...
(But
be warned: You'll never be the same...)
Immediately she establishes Female Supremacy...
"Yours
is not to reason why, but to do as I tell you..."
Giving Leo & Felix a tongue-lashing...
"CatWoman is not like the others! I will prevail!"
(No argument there...)
In an instant she turns from Cat-Lasher to Sex Kitten...
Playfully lording over her male slaves
(Who she makes wear funny hats...)
Towering over the diminuitive Felix...
Kicking him around...
His reward for being her obedient servant?
<pussywillows
She lets him brush her
pussywillows!
("Gee, thanks CatWoman!")
Knocking out Robin with a poisoned cat-scratch...
Toying with B&R in her torture chamber...
Later, Robin's brought before her in the lair...
Tickling Robin's chin...
What's with the whip?
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It's as though she's shaking his own dick
(Grayson)
in front of him and informing him "I own
this..."
And what does she do with it?
She knocks him out!
 Now
if we accept the whip handle as phallic symbol, what then is the white
stuff that comes out of it? Here the mythical import of JN's CatWOman is
clear: the Power of a Beautiful Woman is to dominate a man by controlling
his sexuality. We see a virgin boy, overmatched by a Sexually Dominant
Woman who knocks him out with his own jiz by making him face his own phallus
(it took years of Freudian analysis to figure this one out...)
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Innocent Robin gets a lesson in sexual politics,
CatWoman rules men because she controls their whip...
Now that she's educated the young man she decides to reinforce the lesson by killing him...
Basting him to feed her tigers...
It's at this point it occurs to Robin: "CatWOman,
you're not a very nice lady..."
Maybe not, but she is educational...
And Henchman Leo is about to get his lesson...
The Big lug thinks he's got it made, gloating: "There's just the two of us," assuming
he gets the jewels and the babe...
But CatWoman has another lesson plan for
him...
He's on his knees before her, his face
at her vaginal level, and she holds the phallic symbol above him, his
dick upside down...
She shoots his own desire back on him, his lust, his greed, all the things that made
him serve her plans...
And what color is the powder this time?
Not white, but Pink!
Pure Pussy Power!
CatWOman is a FemmeSupreme!
Wonder if poor Leo's figuring this out...
As he passes out to the ground...
At her feet...
Thanks to Starman* for the large vidcaps...
Many write about all the
incarnations of CatWOman as though they are equal, but anyone who first saw
Julie Newmar inherently knows there is no comparison and all others are pale
imitations... Julie Newmar did something so utterly profound and unique, far
beyond the others -- she embodied a symbolic character of universal
significance (she did? -- well, a
least for little boys who grew up watching her a hundred times in reruns...)
She is the Mythical Ideal FemmeFantasm Dominatrix, the Reigning Archetype who
has inspired a generation of erotic fantasies... In her first appearance she
changes the whole ballgame for male viewers and becomes The Ultimate Fantasy
Female >> Too Sexy, Too Cunning, Too Powerful to be true...
