1967: Casino Royale

A substitute James Bond is learning how to resist beautiful women...
From out of a bevy of beauties steps
Daliah Lavi as "The Detainer..."
"Who are you?" he asks...
"I'm the new Secret Weapon"
"What do you do?" he wonders...
"Nothing. But unless you're one of them,
you do something..."

Informing Jimmy Bond he just drank an explosive...

Joanna Pettet as the enchanting Mata Bond...

Requires some information
from a diminutive, adoring fool...
She realizes he has a fetish for feather boas...
And drives him wild...
Inducing him to reveal what she wants to know...
Before she dispatches him by unplugging his pacemaker...

Ursula Andress as the SpyQueen "Vesper Lynd..."

Jacqueline Bisset as the seductress, "Miss Goodthighs..."

Barbara Bouchet as the sexiest "Moneypenny..."

SMERSH Amazons...

Temptresses of SpyWorld...

As chock-full with Beautiful Femmes as a movie can be, a psychedelic take that blows the whole Bond - SpyGenre out of this world... After this, it was difficult to take any spy picture seriously... The Uber-Spoof...

!WOm!WAm!