1966: Special Mission Lady Chaplin

Quick! Who's Helga Line & who's Daniela Bianchi?

Why, you'd think they were sisters...

Speaking of sisters, here's a nun who can send you on your way to heaven...

While WOmWAm is dedicated to documenting the most popular male fetishes, such as "Girls with Guns,"  we've yet to see any "Nuns with Guns" fetish-focus discussion groups...

She does a quick-change from being a sister of the cloth...

To International Fashion Designer...

Lady Chaplin is a Mastress of Disguise & Deception...

As a karate-chopping old lady...

"Pick that up, sonny..."

"And take that!"

This guy will feel good about himself when he wakes up and realizes he was beaten up by an old lady in a wheelchair...

She goes on to shoot a guy in a hospital bed, and if you were told without knowing that this movie opens with Daniela Bianchi, one of the most beautiful actresses of the 60s, shooting guys dead with a machine gun, karate-chopping and assassinating helpless men, you'd be: "Wow, this movie must be hot!" And the answer would be "No, she does all this dressed as a nun and an old lady..."

But Lady Chaplin keeps coming at ya: she's always changing her clothes...

And looking gorgeous...

And scheming...

And slapping guys who ask too many questions...

Now disguised as an Army Girl, which is a bit sexier than a nun or a hag...

Shows up in car full of soldiers with a bottle of champagne...

"Would you boys like to party?"

"Just close the window..."

The soldiers wonder why she wants the window closed...

"Because I'm going to poison all you silly asses..."

The watch her put in a breathing device, having no clue what she's up to...

But they soon get the idea as she gasses them into unconsciousness...

He's like: what kind of champagne party is this?

She's like: you dumb schmuck...

After paying the man she corrupted...

She sends him off...

To be gassed to death...

Meanwhile her plans are going perfectly... Nothing goes wrong for her!

Making sure she's still ravishing...

Telling Helga Line that she can look like her if she wants to...

Asking Helga Line: "Do you think this hat is too big?"

Helga's insult of her hat sends her into a rage...

Helga insists she take the hat off...

Least this time she's not dressed as a nun with a machine gun...

1965-1966 was the peak of "ersatz Bond" phenomena and number of powerful WOmen appearing during this time is astonishing... Lady Chaplin represents the utter efficiency of a WOman who plans and succeeds - Female Planning - just about through the entire movie everything goes right for her... When has a Female Film Villain been so successful? You can't help but admire her efficiency as she's so smart & sophisticated & calculating & ruthless...And since her cover is Fashion Designer, she's very feminine with no mannish qualities.... One of the Great EuroSpyFemmes...

Archetype(s): SpyFemme

Paraphilia(s): Assassinophilia ; Accoutrephilia ; Slapaphilia ; Gassaphilia ; Cosmeticophilia ; Cataphilia ; Gunaphilia