1959: Solomon & Sheba

GINA LOLLOBRIGIDA

His enemies decide to topple the great, wise Solomon by setting the devilishly beautiful Sheba upon him...

When asked how she will accomplish Solomon's downfall, she replies: "I will learn from his own lips how to destroy him..."

("By using my lips...")

Solomon is certainly impressed by Sheba, but at first resists her...

She invokes the pagan god of lust to make her the most Desirable WOman in the world...

(kind of thought she had already achieved that status, put apparently she needs extra oomph)...

"I want Solomon at my feet..."

She methodically wears down his resistance...

It's kinda like she's biting his balls...

Not before long he is drawn to her boudoir...

"Tonight we are alone in a different world - my world..."

And the Seductress becomes a Sorceress, flashing some pyrotechnics to enflame the passions...

Solomon is really having a hard time... resisting...

But she won't stop until he surrenders...

And finally pulls out all the stops...

"Hey guys, going to the dance - uh - pagan orgy tonight?"

Either she's inciting Solomon to arousal, or teaching him how to surf...

Nope, not surfing, definitely arousal...

"Come, oh wise one, and get down and do the nasty..."

(God's really not going to be happy if you go down, wise guy...)

And so it has been written: "And king Solomon gave to the queen of Sheba all she desired, whatsoever she asked..." She's the kind of girl it's hard to say no to... Because you're always hard saying yes... As the Good Book states: "She came to prove him with hard questions..." ("Oh Solomon honey, do you like me in the silver or the gold shimmering sheer dress, or just the one that hardly covers me?")