1956: The Revolt of Mamie Stover

JANE RUSSELL

What a bunch of sluts!

You know this girl has revolution on her mind...

She's right up there with Che, Mao and Lenin when it comes to instigating social upheaval...

Incoming!

Mamie needs a man with a strong lap to sit on...

 She'd cripple lesser men...

"Mamie, I'd like to tell you about this lump in my pants..".

Mamie shares...

Her secrets for dieting and physical fitness...

Ready to make a splash!

There's not an ocean in the world that can hold this broad...

Mamie asking...

"How do you like my cheap dye job?"

Mamie takes in the scenery...

"I think my peaks are bigger..."

"I think it's time for me to sing a song..."

Somewhat ironic: a gal who couldn't fit through a hoop signing a hula song...

Mamie wondering if the bed is gonna hold...

Some wise guy just made a crack about Mamie's dye job!

There's plenty more of where that came from, mister!

With her hair dyed orange and the movie shot in wide screen saturated color, Mondo Jane cinematically confabulates as a Surreal Glamazon... One can only imagine what it would have been to like to see this movie in first run on a huge screen... Doubt following the plot would have been an issue... An unintended comical moment is when Agnes Moorehead sizes up Jane's physique to be a pay-for-play party girl and remarks: "You'll do..." Do? Do What? Cause every guy on the island to fork over all his dough while falling into a spastic spasm of orgasm? What is Jane's body about other than astonishment? Needless to say, the guys line up around the block to see Mamie...

This small fellow pays this Towering Glamazon...

to beat him at cards...

Some boys always like to lose...