1956: The Lieutenant Wore Skirts

RITA MORENO as "Sandra"

The sexy upstairs neighbor pays a visit...

Apparently her only motivation is to get a rise out of a guy...

Oddly, she's doing a Marilyn Monroe impersonation and even invokes the Seven Year Itch, which Ewell did with MM the year before...

Even tho he's trying to ignore her, she keeps working him...

Constantly talking about sex, she eventually lures him...

And ultimately beguiles him...

An adventurous casting choice for a petit Latina like Rita Moreno to do an MM tease-bimbo turn, but RM, with fake breast pads and all, makes it work...

Sheree North as  wife who seemingly wants to tease and please her husband...

But instead of food she serves him wallpaper paste...

She's so mad at him, she starts shaking her tail all about...

This is somehow supposed to scandalize him...

He's real upset... Just so darn angry his wife is wrapped up tight with her booty bouncing all about...

Having failed to get his goat the first time, she tries again...

This time instead of serving food on a plate, she just smushes it on his head...

This is more effective, inducing him to crawl after her, begging forgiveness...

Sylvia Lewis as "Henrietta Hipslide..."

Making believe she's an Island Girl (Who the wife later imitates)...

Posters for her dance show...

An erotic dance done to the wild beat of rock and roll, which in 1956 was thought to unloose the passions...