1956: The Girl Can't Help It

JAYNE MANSFIELD

as "Jerri Jordan"

This guy doesn't know what he's missing...

Now he knows...

The most famous stroll in movie history starts out with Little Boy Lust...

Melting ice...

Making the milkman spill his milk...

Cracking glasses...

The ever-so subtle milk delivery...

But Glamazonic Jayne doesn't want to be the most stunning Woman in the world...

She just wants to be a home-maker, making / serving breakfast...

The simple pleasures of life...

Jayne sets off for another subtle stroll...

...

When you go to a beach with a girl built like this, be sure not to wear a tight bathing suit...

"Do you like my beret?"

"What beret? Oh, the thing on your head?"

The polka dots look they're ready to explode...

The mothering / nurturing side comes out again...

"Now be a good baby and eat all you soupie-woupie..."

Now just because she's the sweet, kindest, biggest-breasted gal on the planet doesn't preclude her from having a mean streak...

The role that elevated her to icon status, she's a cartoon character come to life, more WOman than any man can imagine, an abundant mammoth mammary Mammazon...