1955: Seven Year Itch

MARILYN MONROE

as "The Girl"

Every Man's dream -- the gorgeous next door neighbor...

"Can you press your button? My fan's stuck..."

He's about to become unglued...

He fantasizes about her (she's already a Fantasy Girl, so he's fantasizing about a fantasy which is pretty fantastic)...

MM could do anything sexier than any other... Here she shows the sexiest way to smoke... (any Woman smoking is sexy, but when the Sexiest Woman smokes, it's... uh... sexy... smoky.... uh... it's something else... smokesy -- that's it?!?)

"You don't mind if I just sit here and look gorgeous, do you?".

The symbolism's pretty blatant in this, but let's point out the obvious: The bottle is the man's repressed desire (his phallus). The cork is stopping him from expressing his desire...

She asks "Can you get it open?" Read: "Get it up?"

He's so excited he spills all over himself...

Now that she knows she has an excitable boy, she decides to work him into a real lather, twisting and jerking him...

At one point leaving him dangling...

Until she has him begging on his knees to be jerked off...

"You don't mind this brief interlude where I show you how gorgeous my rear is, do you?"

Now that she's thoroughly captivated him, she has him drinking like a dog from a bowl, lapping up his own jiz...

Hope you had fun, fella...

The Dazzling One hawking Dazzledent...

Carolyn Jones having to act like she can't resist Ugly Ewell...

We still can't get over the fact that during 1955-56 Ewell had the most beautiful Women in Hollywood glomming over him... A joke's a joke, but it's not that funny...

The film starts with a brief history of men ogling women...

The Incredibly Statuesque, Dorothy Ford...