1955: Artists and Models
Eva Gabor Smoking out Jerry...
Asking Dino if he likes her armpit...
"Why yes, I do..."
Sonia, a Russian spy disguised as "The Bat Lady..."
...induces childish Eugene to drink drugged champagne...
And puts the baby boy to bed... (to steal his dreams)
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Before she made her way to Green Acres, Eva Gabor spent most of the 1950s mining the same overtly sexual persona that her sister Zsa Zsa was famous for, and she actually had better roles than Zsa Zsa... And when Eva turns it on, she is almost indistinguishable from Zsa Zsa in projection style, as they both carried themselves with a "Surely my good man, you must be simply overwhelmed by my charms" attitude... Which makes you wonder: what was Mama Gabor teaching her daughters when growing up? ("My leetle girlz, vee are descendants of da Hungarian Lorelei, seducers of men...) |
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The movie opens with a stunning array of beauties adorned in Hyphephilic-wonder garments and never lets up...
It's not a stretch to think the costume designer for Batman used this movie as an inspiration for the Angelina & Evilina characters:
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Dorothy Malone almost gets lost in the beauty parade...
Almost...
It's impossible for Anita Ekberg to get lost:
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This movie is so chock-full of Beautiful Women in Erotic Costumes (Thank you, Frank Tashlin), that we don't even have space to show Shirley MacLaine's knock-out butt-hugging bat-girl suit... (actually there is space, there's just a WOmWAm rule that Shirley MacLaine will never be featured... Unless, maybe, if there's another reincarnation of the site...)
