1952: Just For You


After a tantalizing succession of tempting Glamazon Dancers, Der Bingle is stopped dead in his tracks by a Feminine Force of inestimable magnitude...

From behind, the Mystical FemmeGoddess weaves her Magic Spell...

Hypnotizing the stunned man...

She then pops out in front of him to show him what she's got...


Can you believe this? Julie Newmar popping Der Bingle's cork in 1952? How astonishing was that in its time? No performer had ever appeared on screen with such a physique and imagine sitting in a movie theater in 1952 eating popcorn, probably bored out of your mind watching another sleepy Bing musical and -- boom! Julie Newmar pops on the screen with the longest legs known to mankind! Oh no, you wouldn't go home thinking you just saw a divine entity exploding across the screen. You'd probably be humming one of Der Bingle's crooned ditties. There's no way you'd be lying in your bed staring at the ceiling, thinking: "My God! Who was that creature!?!"

By lifting her dress, it's as though she is wafting her new feminine mystique / power from her loins to befuddle the older gent... Bing saw a lot of dames in his time, but he ain't never gandered at gams like these... Julie Newmar could have retired after this performance, never been Stupefyn Jones or Rhoda the Robot or The CatWoman, and she still would have gone down as the most amazing performer ever to have projected an image.

 



Sylvia Lewis has a crack at Der Bingle...


Along with numerous other Anonymous Glamazons...

Chasing some tail, the old letch...